Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Thanks Aunt Sarah......



Good Morning My People -

After watching the final debate last week it dawned on me that Obama
could actually win this thing. If that happens there will be a lot of
people (some of our co-workers included) who will be afraid that an
Obama presidency will usher in the end of days. They'll be watching us
on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end times.
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think
we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we
should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

1. No crying, hugging or shouting 'Thank you Lord' (at least not in
public). {Don't be ashamed}

2. No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are
no witnesses.
3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters (those poor suckers).

4. No calling in sick on November 5th . They'll get nervous if too many
of us don't show up.

5. We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing.
Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith (it will be
acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the
company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all). This may
make us seem too 'ethnic.'

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a
sign that poor folks might be getting a breakthrough).

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much
excitement).

10. Please no 'Moving on Up' music (we are going to try to remain
humble).

11. No threats of painting the White House black (there are many other beautiful earthtone colors to choose from)

If I've missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to
make sure we're all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home
on November 5th. Now go get your early vote on and let's make this
thing happen!!!

-Author unknown

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